Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cruelly

Josuke had only let his guard down for a split second, but it had been long enough for Rohan to take advantage of him. He ground his teeth together in frustration at his own stupidity, but moreso at the Rohan's gall. What sort of information had Rohan gotten from reading his book? He didn't like the look on the other man's face.

Worse, Josuke hadn't suspected Rohan would do something this brazen. Rohan had invited him over to his house, to shove in his face how much better it was since the remodel, among other things. Josuke had figured it was just Rohan's way of trying to prove to Josuke that he didn't care anymore.

Josuke should have known Rohan wouldn't let it go so easily.

Now, he watched and waited for Rohan's reaction.

"Well, well, Higashikata Josuke," he said, smugly grinning down at him. "I invited you here to find out how you tricked me in that accursed dice game. But don't worry--I don't care about that anymore." He leaned against the door frame, lounging in an exaggerated pose.

"Do you want to know why I no longer care? I'm assuming you're too stupid to connect the dots on your own. Go on--ask."

Josuke's mind was already racing to figure out what Rohan had discovered. Worse, it could be any number of things. Was it those wet dreams he'd had about his best friend or his nephew? Or the time it had been both, and at least once it had been Rohan (and Josuke would die right then and there if Rohan had discovered that memory). Although those seemed the obvious choices, Josuke knew, oh he knew, there was a plethora of other things it could be.

Josuke ground his teeth together, harder than before. "What did you find?"

He laughed, covering his mouth with a flourish of his hand. "Oh, what a pleasant surprise! You figured it out. Yes, Higashikata, I found your dirt, so to speak--I found every disgusting secret in that filthy, crude mind of yours."

He placed a finger on his chin, glancing coyly up at the ceiling.

"Josuke Higashikata--sixteen years old, student at Budougaoka High School. Frequently has dreams of the sexual variety about his retard best friend, and also masturbates while thinking about him. Has had at least one sexual dream about his biological nephew as well. Owns an impressive collection of sex toys he started when he was fourteen..." He paused, shooting him a look of fake pity.

"Shall I go on?"

Well, at least he hadn't found the dream he'd had about Rohan.....

Regardless, this was the second worst scenario he could think of. The fact that Rohan had found out about his sex toy collection was almost just as bad, but...

Josuke took one deep breath and took a threatening step towards Rohan. "What else did you see?" he demanded.

He shrugged.

"Doesn't really matter, does it? Enough to destroy you with, I'll tell you that much. But if you're really so desperately curious to learn what I know, I can offer a compromise."

He pointed to the ground, smiling.

"Get on your knees and suck my cock."

Josuke stared at Rohan, dumbfounded.

"...you're joking, right?"

"Oh, I'm completely serious," he said calmly, placing his hands on hips. "It took me a while to come up with something just as horrifically shameful and embarrassing as the wrongful defeat I was forced to endure. But then I, in all my creative wisdom, found the perfect solution.

"You're going to do everything I tell you to, or I'm going to tell everyone in Morioh all of your secrets. And right now, I'm telling you to get on your knees and beg to suck my cock. Like a dog, but more pathetic."

Josuke clenched his fists. He wanted nothing more than to beat the shit out of Rohan, but that would only make the situation worse. If he hurt Rohan, he would surely tell everyone. It was unfortunate, but for the moment, the only solution appeared to be going along with what he said.

Begrudgingly, Josuke dropped to his knees. He looked up at Rohan with a hatred he'd never quite felt for anyone else.

"I want to," he hesitated and then said, "...suck your cock."

He pinched Josuke's cheek and ruffled his hair. "Good dog," he replied, his voice dripping with smugness and satisfaction. He unbuckled his belt and tossed it on the floor.

"I'm feeling generous, so I won't make you wait." He pulled down his pants and underwear just low enough to reveal his cock, and yanked Josuke closer by his hair.

Josuke had never done anything like this in real life, and briefly he wondered if this was another one of his wet dreams. Unfortunately, he was pretty sure it wasn't.

"I don't know what I'm doing, I'm a virgin," Josuke told him honestly.

Rohan rolled his eyes.

"You put it in your mouth and suck, dumbass. Come on, we both know you watch way too much porn for this."

Truth be told, Rohan himself was also a virgin--somehow his sparkling personality and dashing good looks had never attracted anyone else. Still, he knew the gist of how sex worked, and more importantly he was eager to incorporate his new found experience into future chapters of manga.

Josuke reached out and grabbed Rohan's thigh, trying not to dig his nails in too hard as he positioned himself. He ran his tongue over Rohan's length, which was not as impressive as his own (though that gave him little satisfaction given the current situation).

"I don't recall you asking to lick my cock, Josuke--go on, take all of it in your mouth. Suck it."

Josuke narrowed his eyes, glaring up at Rohan. Regardless, he did as he was told and took Rohan's dick into his mouth. It was both how he imagined it, and not how he imagined it at all. Mostly, he wished he wasn't having the experience with Rohan.

Rohan thrust into his mouth, gripping his hair for support.

"Look at that, Higashikata--we finally found something that mouth of yours is good for."

Josuke dug his fingernails into Rohan's thigh briefly, before relaxing his grip again. How he despised Rohan more than anyone else. He wanted nothing more than to sink his teeth into Rohan's dick. He didn't, and instead he began to do his best job sucking Rohan off.

Rohan moaned exaggeratedly, hoping to embarrass him even more.  "Wow, Higashikata, that's sooo good.  It's almost like you spend all your time thinking about sucking other men's dicks--oh wait, you do."

Josuke furrowed his eyebrows as his cheeks flushed red at Rohan's moans, fake as they were. He tried to suck harder and faster, hoping to finish this quickly.

He played with Josuke's hair as he sucked on him, pulling it this way and that and completely destroying his hairstyle.

"You look so pathetic like this, Higashikata. I think I prefer it."

Josuke was almost more upset about Rohan getting his grubby fingers all up in his hair. He was going to break every single one of his fingers, he swore...

"If you've got a complaint, you can tell me," he cooed sarcastically.

Josuke gave him the finger as he continued to suck on him.

"Josuke, that comes later," he teased, though he voice shook slightly as he grew closer to climax. He tightly gripped Josuke's hair, now an unrecognizable mess instead of a pompadour.

Josuke was almost more upset about his pompadour being destroyed than anything else, but mostly he was adding up all the transgressions and soon he would repay Rohan for them all...

He sucked on him with more tenacity now, hoping that Rohan would finish soon and he'd be closer to killing him.